#!/bin/awk -f

BEGIN {
phrases=", goddamn it,\
, what the hell,\
, goddamn fuckshit,\
, son of a fuck,\
, Christ almighty,\
, oh God,\
, or whatever the fuck,\
, fucking assballs, \
! What the shit is this unholy fuckness?! Oh,\
, what a great thing, huh,\
, Jesus fucking Christ on a fucking pogo stick,\
, you stupid fuck,\
, fucking Christ,"

len=split (phrases, phrase, /\n/)
srand()
}


{ 
  split ( $0, parts, /,/)
  for (i=1; i<length(parts); i++) {
    printf "%s", parts[i]
    ind = 1+int(rand * 1000)%len;
    printf "%s", phrase[ind]
  }
print parts[i]
}